May 2012
April 2012
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[[MORE]]Omg Maryland just gave me even more money.
Like actually though my first year is about to cost $0 what is going ON?
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Super excited for Maryland Day tomorrow.
Not super excited for having to still get up at 5.
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andropause:
Apparently UMD allows cats in the dorms.
So I guess that means my roommate search is over.
Just kidding they don’t allow cats. Fucking trolls got my hopes up.
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Apparently UMD allows cats in the dorms.
So I guess that means my roommate search is over.
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Electra Heart is perfect and you can’t tell me it’s not because it is.
I just want it to be perfect.
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ohtacoo:
every time I get on facebook like 10 more people commit to Maryland. High school all over again… more like Middle School all over again.
I DON’T CARE, YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO DRUNK PEOPLE TACO FRIDAY.
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[[MORE]]I just want a roommate that doesn’t believe in sleep and will listen to every single motherfucking song I play because that would just make my life okay
Not gonna happen, I know.
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I don’t want to go to college.
I just want to go to sleep.
Five manipulative techniques to help you get to...
onbeingyoung:
Inch forward during the opening acts. Don’t push the person in front of you, just slowly make them so uncomfortable that they end up moving. Every inch counts.
Sadly complain to your friend about how you can’t see because you’re so short. This probably works better for (short) girls, but whatever.
If that doesn’t work, turn your back to the person in front of you and pretend to...
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sininmycereal replied to your post: Let Operation: “Find a Roommate” commence.
where are you going??
College Park. Are you going to Pitt?
Let Operation: “Find a Roommate” commence.
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Iggy Azalea just acknowledged my existence.
My life is complete.
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I hate lying to my mom but I literally can’t tell her anything.
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Stayed up doing my Language House application.
Time for bed, even though it’s 9 in the morning and Xi’ll be here in 3 hours.
Fuck.
phlynn:
do you ever just realize you’re playing with your balls
me in 5th grade: spell icup
other person: i-c-u-p
me: OH SWEET JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH OKGOSFDK GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ARE SO GROSS ARHLDEFHNlkjwndakjsdnksadl
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