April 2012
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
Oh, those frat parties
quintess3ntial:
Tyler: frat guys prefer to let in pretty girls not black guys ya know
quintess3ntial:
Tyler is telling me about his adventures at my state school’s overnight stay program and it sounds so exciting and omg I am so jealous of him and apparently he had a really cool host and he went to lectures and classes and banquets and stuff and I wish I could go but all the spots are now filled up and I am a sad Asian and this is a run-on sentence just like how he writes his...
March 2012
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Me: Are you bringing a sleeping vag?
Me: *bag?
Desiree: My vag never sleeps.
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Ew Jordan keeps telling me to put my dick in his face help make it stop.
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I'm a lady
Got my mind made up
Got my mind made up
I only got two pages done.
Fucking fuck me.
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I have 4 hours to write a 7 page paper or I mean I could do it or I could just throw myself down the steps and hope my arms break so then I can be like oh no look my arms can’t type oops.
christianmingle:
im going to go watch 30 rock and eat an entire tub of ice cream because im an empowered single woman in charge of my own life
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You don’t know
You don’t really wanna know
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quintess3ntial replied to your post: Urban Outfitters has free shipping for the next 3 days.
you are such a blipster
#trufax ✌
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Urban Outfitters has free shipping for the next 3...
Must resist urge to deplete all bank accounts.
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Aww man I’m going to miss Jordan after high school.
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Was Tim Burton bullied by colours or something as a child?
I’m gonna go get a haircut since I look like a sasquatch and they’ll just shave me while I’m there plus my beard has been looking really gross lately so I think it’s time to get rid of it too bad I never know how to get my hair cut and I always come out looking like an idiot like what the fuck even is a temp fade idgi.
owmatt:
You can’t say “I love you” to someone until you’ve seen them eat.
I guarantee it’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen and you start second-guessing that “love”.
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Me: *puts ranch on salad*
Me: *puts ranch on pizza*
Me: *puts ranch on fries*
Me: *puts ranch in water*
I never got around to talking about how terrible Friday was.
Ended up skipping my last two classes and going home God it was terrible.
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"At the edge of the grave, I realize how ignorant...
Me: *refuses to hangout with ugly people*
