what do you even do at a nightclub like is there wifi
Oh, those frat parties
quintess3ntial: Tyler: frat guys prefer to let in pretty girls not black guys ya know
quintess3ntial: Tyler is telling me about his adventures at my state school’s overnight stay program and it sounds so exciting and omg I am so jealous of him and apparently he had a really cool host and he went to lectures and classes and banquets and stuff and I wish I could go but all the spots are now filled up and I am a sad Asian and this is a run-on sentence just like how he writes his...
Me: Are you bringing a sleeping vag?
Desiree: My vag never sleeps.
Ew Jordan keeps telling me to put my dick in his face help make it stop.
I'm a lady
Got my mind made up Got my mind made up
I only got two pages done.
Fucking fuck me.
I have 4 hours to write a 7 page paper or I mean I could do it or I could just throw myself down the steps and hope my arms break so then I can be like oh no look my arms can’t type oops.
christianmingle: im going to go watch 30 rock and eat an entire tub of ice cream because im an empowered single woman in charge of my own life
You don’t know You don’t really wanna know
quintess3ntial replied to your post: Urban Outfitters has free shipping for the next 3 days. you are such a blipster #trufax ✌
Urban Outfitters has free shipping for the next 3...
Must resist urge to deplete all bank accounts.
Aww man I’m going to miss Jordan after high school.
Was Tim Burton bullied by colours or something as a child?
I’m gonna go get a haircut since I look like a sasquatch and they’ll just shave me while I’m there plus my beard has been looking really gross lately so I think it’s time to get rid of it too bad I never know how to get my hair cut and I always come out looking like an idiot like what the fuck even is a temp fade idgi.
owmatt: You can’t say “I love you” to someone until you’ve seen them eat. I guarantee it’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen and you start second-guessing that “love”.
Me: *puts ranch on salad*
Me: *puts ranch on pizza*
Me: *puts ranch on fries*
Me: *puts ranch in water*
I never got around to talking about how terrible Friday was. Ended up skipping my last two classes and going home God it was terrible.
"At the edge of the grave, I realize how ignorant...
Me: *refuses to hangout with ugly people*