Icecream for breakfast.
Something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling way too damn good.
NO SCHOOL! AGAIN!!
yea the sound of a 5 day weekend ain’t too shabby… Gotta love how BCPS flips a shit whenever they see a snowflake LIFE”S GOOD
The Morning News at such ungodly hours.
- Jim: My one-year-old's favorite thing is when I take a big thing of snow and smash it on the ground.
- Anchorwoman: Are you sure that's his favorite thing? That sounds like minor child abuse.
“No matter how long you’ve lived in New York, It’s always fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot-penises.” —Liz Lemon
“You are the love of my life. Come to me Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips.” —Michael Scott
“Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapor. The Business Bitch.” —Kelly Kapor
“Ain’t no party without drugs!” —Pierce
“I’m gonna deep-fry your dog and eat your mama’s face. I’m gonna wear your little brother’s skin like pajamas.” —Chang
“The most important thing is to have fun. The second most important thing is to know your lines and all your blocking and not mess up a single thing. Actually, flip those.” —Annie
I know I've got myself a habit but I've got to have it now. Don't care where. Work it out. Let me break it down.